Fan : If you'd be back in London at Olympics now, what sport would you play?
Ed Sheeran : I used to be quite good at sprinting and then I discovered fast food and then I stopped being so good at sprinting.
Boyfriend just told me that Gabby Douglas' last...
supergirlsarriiiee: kinkyturtle: And my brain exploded. oHHHHH LAWD JEEZUS
qu-inn: real courage is knowing that nobody really likes you or your blog and continuing to blog anyway
myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
knightofsnark: nepetaquest: what if clothes screamed when you put them in the dryer sometimes i wonder if everyone on this site is fucking high
davidstrider: jonathanegbert: davidstrider: i went out for a bit yesterday and someone was singing that one gotye song in the 7/11 parking lot and i shouted “fuck off” but you didn’t have to cut him off. im gonna punch you so hard
jetgreguar: cigaretes: beugs: cigaretes: i can’t believe people are snorting snoo for the olympics what’s snoo? nothing what’s new with you
badgerbutts: so this kid named peter posted on facebook that he learned to parallel park and so now everyone calls him Peter Parker
iwanttohazzahoranhug: I still can’t understand why this fandom can figure out the boys’ blood types but not their phone numbers.