me when i get home from school: did i seriously look like that all day
Middle of test with 100+ students. Dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
sodamnrelatable: I feel like I look at people like this: But I really end up looking like this: via sodamnrelatable
reachingbeauty: stayratchet: i’m literally crying i’m NOT JOKING tears and steaming down my fucking face at this exact sAME OMFG
curlly-head: hes basically fingering the air and wanking what did i just post sorry not sorry
livinlavidasherloki: padalecriss: Because I never use Fahrenheit I always get confused and think that the motherfucking Apocalypse is upon us and that America is burning. spoiler alert: it is
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
holmeschapel: there is nothing scarier than loud headphones and save you tonight coming on shuffle
jaunepoi: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
"Channing Tatum can Channing my Tatum."
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a: urbanflare: True LMFAO. omg . love this.
Me when Jay had the torch.
Me: Aw Jay has it!
Me: look at him!
*turns and goes backwards*
Me: oh no
Me: Jay what are you doing!?
Me: oh deAR GOD!
Me: TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!
Me: awwww he looks so happy :')
“Last night he told me he was carrying it so I cancelled my fishing weekend and...– Mark George (Max’s Dad)