July 2012
me when i get home from school: did i seriously look like that all day
Middle of test with 100+ students. Dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
sodamnrelatable:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
via sodamnrelatable
Watchreachingbeauty:
stayratchet:
i’m literally crying i’m NOT JOKING tears and steaming down my fucking face at this
exact sAME OMFG
curlly-head:
hes basically
fingering the air
and wanking
what did i just post sorry not sorry
livinlavidasherloki:
padalecriss:
Because I never use Fahrenheit I always get confused and think that the motherfucking Apocalypse is upon us and that America is burning.
spoiler alert: it is
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
June 2012
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holmeschapel:
there is nothing scarier than loud headphones and save you tonight coming on shuffle
jaunepoi:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
"Channing Tatum can Channing my Tatum."
painting-my-wonderland:
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a:
urbanflare:
True
LMFAO. omg . love this.
Me when Jay had the torch.
Me: Aw Jay has it!
Me: look at him!
*turns and goes backwards*
Me: oh no
Me: Jay what are you doing!?
Me: oh deAR GOD!
Me: TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!
*turns back*
Me: feeeew.
Me:
Me:
Me: awwww he looks so happy :')
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““Last night he told me he was carrying it so I cancelled my fishing weekend and...”
– Mark George (Max’s Dad)
