She had to learn sometime
My Best Friend: So I just heard of this band.
Me: Oh, who are they?
Her: One Direction.
Me: No way! I love them! They're one of my favorite bands!
Her: Great! Then can I ask you a question about them?
Me: Sure, what is it?
Her: Are any of them, like, gay?
Me: All of them.
Her: All of them?
Me: All of them. Every single one.
Her: But I read that Liam and Lou-
Me: All of them.
Me: Larry Stylinson.
Hi I am an American fan. Apparently I do not...
i-dream-in-one-direction: lalalaloveonedirection: yeahthemusicisfinallycomingalive: woahdere-manilynjust: official1dmd: This is a joke obviously but it is how SOME fans are making me feel. ^ It’s true though :( People just flat out call us assholes too… like wot. I’ve been DMed on twitter by a UK directioner that I’m a ugly whore. it hurts.
This happend like a week ago.
Me: *showing daddy One Direction pictures* "Who do you think is gay? You can pick two guys."
Dad: "Uhm... This one? And this one?" *pointing at Lou and Haz*
Me: "Omg! Yes! They are. They are! You picked Larry Stylinson!"
Dad: "Oh, great." *rolls eyes*
Me: "This is Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam and Harry."
Dad: "Okay. Harry kinda looks like Mick Jagger, don't you think?"
Me: "Wait, what did you just say?"
Dad: "Mick Jagger?"
Me: *cannot contain the emotions, le dying* "OMG! You don't know what you just said. You're a genius!" *laughing, crying, jumping around*
Dad: "Can you just leave this room and never come back? You're really annoying me."
My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we...– Matt Smith (via pdaervo)
Imagine being famous and having people tell you... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I’d just be like
"Chill out, it's just a TV show."
Meeting One Direction.... MUST SEE!
zaynstercleaner: norwayloves1d: best1dfanfics: harry-and-liam: 1direction-lver: favoritebeautifulthings: Walking up to them. Expectation: Reality: Attempting to make casual conversation. Expectation: Reality: Getting a picture with them. Expectation: Reality: Saying goodbye. Expectation: Reality: Ahahahahahahahaha dying! This is sooooo true...
Daily conversation with my parents.
yeahthemusicisfinallycomingalive: Me: “Can we move to the UK?” Parents: “We’ve told you we’re not moving. How many times are you going to ask?” Me: “Until we move.”
Dear 1D's NEW American fans
gablovespurple: touchme-niall: touchme-niall: Louis’ name is pronounced LOO-EE, NOT LEW-US Liam’s name is pronounced LEE-UM Niall is PERFECT THE WAY HE IS and he is part of the band Harry is 1/5 of One Direction, not the whole band this is still getting notes tho BLESS THIS.
One Direction should have a reality game show...